Frequently Asked Questions

Welcome to Bank of Entitlement! Below are answers to some commonly asked questions about our services and offerings. If you have additional inquiries, please feel free to contact our Customer Service team.

1. What is Bank of Entitlement, and is it a real bank? Bank of Entitlement is a fictional entity created for the purpose of this entertainment. It does not exist in reality, at least not as an actual bank, and the information provided is part of a creative enterprise.

2. What personal banking products does Bank of Entitlement offer? Bank of Entitlement offers a range of personal banking products tailored to the entitled individual. This includes credit card accounts with unique features, checking accounts with exclusive benefits, and a groundbreaking 3000% interest CD delivered on a physical Compact Disc.

3. Can anyone open an account with Bank of Entitlement? Anyone at any age is welcome to open an account, but if you’re a child, don’t make purchases yourself. Have a responsible and entitled adult do it.

4. Why doesn’t Bank of Entitlement offer business accounts? Our studies show that the entitled demographic often takes advantage of existing business opportunities rather than owning businesses. Therefore, we have chosen to concentrate on personal banking products that align with the entitled individual’s preferences.

5. What are the key features of Bank of Entitlement credit cards? Our credit cards come with unique features such as 0% interest, no payments, 100% cashback, and global discounts at participating Bank of Entitlement merchants. The physical cards provide a tangible connection to our modern banking experience.

6. How does the Unique 3000% CD work? The Unique 3000% CD is a product with a futuristic twist. It offers an extraordinary 3000% interest rate and is delivered on an actual Compact Disc. The CD matures when the bearer does, providing a personalized and flexible banking journey.

7. Is Bank of Entitlement’s banking approach transparent? Absolutely. Bank of Entitlement prioritizes transparency in all its operations. Terms and conditions for our products are straightforward, and we believe in fostering trust and confidence through clear communication.

8. How can I contact Bank of Entitlement Customer Service? You can reach out to customer service via email at or at 1-920-368-4853 or 1-920-ENTITLED.

9. Is my information secure with Bank of Entitlement? Security is a top priority. While Bank of Entitlement is not an actual bank, as real purchases can be made, we only use secure payment processors and our website is very secure. We don’t want anything to happen to your real money!

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