You're Entitled!
Welcome to Bank of Entitlement!
This is your one stop shop to get all of your entitlements from a bank that knows that no matter what the situation, YOU ARE ENTITLED to anything and everything you want!
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Why Do We Exist?
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Bank of Entitlement only exists to serve the entitled! Without you, we're nothing!
Give Credit to our Credit Cards
We are the only bank to offer a truly unlimited credit limit with 0% interest, $0 minimum AND maximum monthly payments and a unique entitlement rebate program with 100% cash back on ALL purchase for LIFE! We offer accounts to anyone at ANY age including infants. No credit? No problem!
Check out our Checking Accounts
Our Checking Accounts come with $0 minimum balance, $0 to open, and the highest interest rates known to mankind. ANYONE at ANY age can have a Bank of Entitlement account! No overdraft fees and unlimited overdraft protection! These are just a few of the perks you'll enjoy.
Never Feel "a loan" with our Loans
Hands down, we have the BEST loan programs on the planet. All of our loans come with no fees, no interest, no payments, and no penalties! Whether it's a mortgage, a new vehicle, a personal loan, or yes, even one of those dreaded student loans, we guarantee you won't miss a payment or default ever.
Our CDs will leave you spinning
Welcome to the highest interest rate known to mankind... 3000%! Not only will you earn such huge returns, but our unique CD on a CD can let you watch your CDs value spin and spin and spin. Best yet, you determine the maturity date!
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Bank of Entitlement Customers are Entitled to...
Free Oil Changes for Life
As long as you are an active Bank of Entitlement customer, you'll enjoy free oil changes for life on all your fully electric vehicles. Just present your card and you'll get 100% off!
Get Out of Jail Free
Our customers are THE most entitled. Simply present your card to the arresting officer and as long as their department is one of our participating agencies, you're out of jail! NO bail!
Your Opinion
You are always entitled to your opinion as a Bank of Entitlement customer, but remember with power comes great responsibility, so to use this benefit, you have to accept that others are entitled to their opinions too, even if you don't agree!
Make a Fool of Yourself
Perhaps the favorite benefit our customers love is the entitlement to make a fool out of one's self. So go ahead, Karen and Kevin it up! Just present your card and unleash. Dare anyone to take away your entitlement? We think not!
Live With Your Parents Forever
It's a special entitlement reserved for our best customers, which is all of them, but simply present your Bank of Entitlement card to a participating parent or guardian and they absolutely cannot make you move out.
Do Whatever You Want
When you're a Bank of Entitlement customer, it's truly a free for all. Do what you want, when you want, and how you want. Valid at any participating business, government agency, or anywhere else the Bank of Entitlement logo is displayed indicating card acceptance.