Introducing the Entitlement Unit (ENT)
The Official “Currency” of the Bank of Entitlement™
Proudly Invented by Hot Josh
What Is ENT?
- Full Name: Entitlement Unit
- Abbreviation: ENT
The Entitlement Unit—fondly known as “ENT”—is the playful, parody “currency” you see on your Bank of Entitlement account. Every ENT you accrue, every balance you boast, and every lavish entitlement you parade has exactly zero dollars of real-world purchasing power.
The (Completely Fictional) Origin Story
Legend has it that Hot Josh—after a particularly heated debate over who got the last slice of pizza—decided to codify life’s greatest joke: our collective sense of being “owed” everything.
- He convened a pretend board meeting in his basement,
- Glued Monopoly money to old gift cards (because why not?),
- And exclaimed, “Behold—the Entitlement Unit!”
Thus the Bank of Entitlement was born, its mission proudly stated on a napkin:
“Because Hot Josh said so.”
The Truth About ENT Value
- Real-World Value: $0.00 USD (or any other currency, past, present, or future).
- Legal Tender Status: Not a penny, not a satoshi, not even a paperclip—ENT is worthless for any actual transaction.
- Physical/Digital Form: There is no minted coin, no blockchain token, and certainly no ATM dispensing ENT.
No matter what balance you see in your Bank of Entitlement account, those ENT are purely for laughs. If, by some cosmic glitch, ENT ever became an actual currency, it wouldn’t be our beloved parody ENT—because Hot Josh invented the original, and we were here first.
Why Keep ENT Around?
- Entertainment Value: Flaunt your six-figure “wealth” in a world desperate for a good laugh.
- Conversation Starter: “Check out my balance—8,000,000 ENT!”
- Philosophical Reminder: Sometimes the only thing we genuinely hold is our own entitlement—and even that is worth exactly zero.
Enjoy your Entitlement Units responsibly… and thank Hot Josh for inventing the world’s most fabulously worthless “currency.”
